Interview with a Weirdo

What keeps me going?

Well, today it’s writing. Literally, because I’ve had no caffeine. My stomach keeps ticking like a time bomb so I’d love to call it a day, but I’ve stuck around to have access to my blog and high-speed internet. I’m naturally a very low energy person, low watt light bulb. I don’t do sports or anything like that because I’m always so tired. I’m a procrastinator, so I keep putting off suicide. However, I am motivated by television. I’ve paid bills and strived to live just to see more of my shows.