update

* I'm in love with Greg House, MD
* I've decided to convert to Judaism
* I now have direct deposit on my paycheck
* My building manager has arranged for me to have carpet steam cleaning after 9 years of occupancy
* I'm an aunt again for the 3 time (yeah, she's totally cutting into my allotment of kids, the bitch)
* I think I have developed new treatment protocols for symptomatic rabies
* I slept in my bathtub last night