more asl talk

My volunteer says that his philosophy is that when I "don't understand" his signing it's actually because I disagree with him. So I signed in my pathetic little imitation of a capable (don't laugh) adult speaking "I not understand, TRUE you not right". Then I made a few smartass comments about how I never had to start at the beginning with anything and I could even write when I was a baby. The written response from him was "you should hear yourself!" God, deaf people are such jerks.

Which reminds me... people from out East are jerks, too. One of the bitches from the office made him jump out of his skin by slamming the hell out of the door on the minifridge behind him. So he asked me about it and her. I flat-out told the truth that she's a psychopath. He says "but she has a baby". "I know, ewwwww, right?" Then we laughed at the absurd notion that there could even be enough alcohol in the world to facilitate that. My volunteer says I'm mean, but I've been saying that since I learned the sign for it. Along with "lazy" and "bad person", well once I learned the sign for person and stopped saying "1 people" anyway.