letter to kmart

Dear Kmart,

Your stores are filthy and even when your sales associates speak English, they are very much less than helpful. Nevertheless, I would like to thank you for my new loafers. They are surprisingly comfortable and not as ugly as most of your merchandise. I have walked to and from work in them and am impressed with the quality so far. Thank you for a decent pair of shoes.

Lexa

ps
Try harder to please me next time; I have no intention of paying retail and having to settle for a half size too big again.