Birthday Party
I went to a birthday party today... for a four year old. Yeah, um, I hate children. I like cats. That tubal ligation was the best investment that I never actually had to pay for. I don't think I'll adopt children until I have tons of money to hire a team of full-time nannies. Nannies who spank.
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I fixed comments so anyone to add a comment now.
posted by Lexa at 12:43 AM
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Lexa...birthday party eh??? I generally hate kids as well. I do make an exception for aprox 3 children and in a world of BILLIONS that is a ton. This is your friend(work) Jessica. Just dropping bye..........beware of the monster in the vents.....
Which monster in the vents? Is it new? Because I only know about the peeing ghost lady.
Brand new. This monster makes a hissing sound....very creepy. Sometimes it sounds like a dirty phone call.
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