fried chicken

Dear Children,
Mommy is fucked up. My doctor was quite adament that I needed sleep so gave me Lunestra. But I can't play online, or play my dance game, or have inappropriate fantasies about Rip Torn while I'm asleep. I've been fighting the pill for about 2 hours now (I agreed to take it, but not to sleep). It's a draw so far.

Umm, I think I just zoned out because suddenly my left leg is asleep. NO, Left Leg, fight it!