Marching Along: April 2007

community service

So, maybe you know... I work at a non-profit, in an office doing office type stuff. (Please note: I'm not designing the outer shell of any Cubes.) Sometimes we have volunteers who are court-ordered to come, like a community service thing. Just like the Yoda question, I have to ask this. If a celebrity were to get in trouble in my city (look right, it's Denver), and be sentenced to community service, who would be better to have volunteering in the office:

Rick James or Whitney Houston?

And why?

Mobile

Ps. Im bare-assed. My skirt & tights are soaked. And Im rather nauseated.

Mobile

Im in my house, lying on the floor. Peed myself walking home. No vomit though. Can still spell.

Mobile

Still drunk. Must tell story to someone before going home alone from bar. Being alone sucks.

Mobile

Drunk. But still able to spell correctly, with effort. I hit on a coworker, it was horrifically embarassing. Go drunk me!

Mobile

Life sucks. I need to know how to withdraw from 401K. Then my final debt will be gone.

Tyrannosaurus Lex

Not sure why, but my arms always come up high when I walk.

So I missed my chance to cosplay over Starfest wkend, so now maybe Opus. Having money would help.

Between calls

Single, and employed!

Working

Wow, Sarahs actually working during her final week.

Yoko Ono

Was at Mad Greens near the new Art Museum about 1.5 hours ago. My stupid corporate suit boss saw her. Beware, the handlers are with her and probably armed with nunchucks.

attack of the mobile blogger

Perhaps you've noticed the influx of photo posts or even the shorter text posts. This, dear reader, is the sign of a mobile blogger. I fear that my blog has been hijacked. By me, but hijacked nonetheless. If you are a person who enjoys the long, rambling, ridiculous nonsense I come up with, or came up with, I am truly sorry. I know that the short colourful bursts of my daily life, just aren't working for you. I shall endeavor to come online and post random thought after thought, delicious ranting, just for you. I really will try. Thank you for your patience and understanding.

Cos

Her names Xev. We share the X & shes got a hot lil bod.

Tat

His names Rex. We share the X & hes got a hot lil bod.

Wolverine

Wow! Mega-hot & I feel safe from the Brotherhood.

Multimedia message

Geez, I always pick the wrong line!

Ball, con't.

So there's this noble guy named Lord Auberon; I'm pretty sure I've written about him before. He was supposed to have a Masquerade Ball in March 07, which didn't happen. He was at the convention last weekend and I managed to get sort of an answer from him regarding this Ball. He says it will be held in November. Personally I think this is too long to wait, but he's the Lord, right? And the Lord works in mysterious ways, I've heard.

So... my Ball preparations have moved to back burner, but for one thing. I have a vicious streak in me and think I will begin hassling his Lordship with poetic emails regarding the Ball. Sure, I'm an artist, but primarily I'm a bitch.

http://www.theverveproject.com/auberon.html

Next Vaca! & You're Invited

Plan your next vacation...

AMAZING!!!!!!
YOU HAVE TO CHECK THIS OUT,

--Okay.--Go to Google.com--
Click on Maps. --
Click on Get Directions. (at the top)--
From New York, New York--To Paris, France.--
And read line # 24.

;)