False alarm. But i was the 1st to evacuate. Most didnt, I value my & my cats lives. Their loss next time.

Fire alarms

Bldg is burning down.

food

I think I need to narrow my search again. I've found tons of great posts, but nobodies actually talking about food.

Which reminds me. I brought a loaf of challah to work yesterday and made my coworkers eat it. They all liked it. I'm glad they all had sense to lie to me at least.

Tisha B'Av

So there's this little holiday coming up starting Monday. It involves fasting, but I don't know if I'll fast. It's a true fast, nothing by mouth. I guess I'll go looking for blogs and see if other people actually do the fasting. Like there should be a poll.

Masturbation is far superior to baking as a hobby. Never made me cry. Damn med side effects!

My pc shut down & erased my rant. Now im crying & it stings for some reason. I hate god.

Finally Done!

Reading a book is a far better mitzvah than baking, but that may be the third degree burns talking.

Looks Delicious!

Theyre raw inside, baking further as soon as I get the rolls out of the pans.

Challah Wars

Attempting a loaf from scratch.

last Shabbat

Like guess what! Last Friday I did the prayers in Hebrew! No joke. I was chem-in' and chaw-in' in the holy tongue. I spit on the challah a little, but I was using an improvised challah cover so it was alright. Go me, right?

ps
My neighborhood has too many Jews. The grocery store is out of frozen challah and has been out for like 4 or 5 days. Crazy, eh?

Spotted

Fire hydrant wearing a shirt

The Lord our G-d is bombass! The cats been yelling bout ghosts 45min, I pray & he shuts up.

Only love neutralizes the stench of flatulence.

Some tard just tried to pick me up. Wanna ride?

More Mart

Better pics this time.

4th of July

BBQ in the park.

I just invited my friends over for shabbat! Dan will see if Fri or Sat is better. Go me!

3rd challah

Rave reviews!

Mutant fruit

This watermelon looks weird. My foot is for comparison.

Kwik E Mart

I think we may have driven too far.